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My mom just asked me if I was on hard drugs since I am in a constant state of meltdown. Awesome.

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kateordie:

Either that or sing showtunes. 50/50, really.

MY LIFE

kateordie:

Either that or sing showtunes. 50/50, really.

MY LIFE

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cyprian14:

Don’t bring a girl to the NBA finals, she’ll get bored.

cyprian14:

Don’t bring a girl to the NBA finals, she’ll get bored.

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onebitterend:

Once you go vinyl you never go back: Bright eyes - Fever and Mirrors 

onebitterend:

Once you go vinyl you never go back: Bright eyes - Fever and Mirrors 

(via oberstcult)

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possibly the greatest poem ever written by a first grader

thegoldpiilot:

isabelthespy:

Persons

People can walk
but not
handsanitizers
Because
handsanitizers
don’t
        have
                legs

solid fucking logic right there

(via thehilariousblog)

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Things are different this summer. I can tell.

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Once a little boy sent me a charming card with a little drawing on it. I loved it. I answer all my children’s letters — sometimes very hastily — but this one I lingered over. I sent him a card and I drew a picture of a Wild Thing on it. I wrote, “Dear Jim: I loved your card.” Then I got a letter back from his mother and she said, “Jim loved your card so much he ate it.” That to me was one of the highest compliments I’ve ever received. He didn’t care that it was an original Maurice Sendak drawing or anything. He saw it, he loved it, he ate it.